Red Sox Logic


red sox logic(noun) -red sox logic: (noun) the art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.made famous by the boston red sox fan base. (see bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
jimmy the r-t-rded chowdaead boldly uses his red sox logic

“the boston red sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be.”

his friend billy who has half a brain says “the sox were a piece of sh-t for a loooooooong time you r-t-rd.”

“no way” says jimmy

look it up says billy

“he was right” says jimmmy after looking it up

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