Red Telephone


the red, rotary-dial telephone used to start world war three. may also cause random nuclear wars and presidential -ss-ssinations. use with caution.
“dude, i’ve completely lost faith in humanity. what should i do?”
“go ring the red telephone. it’ll make everything better.”

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