Red Turtle
the first sh-t that you pump out of your -ss after a rock hard c-ck has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the sh-t is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
the fecal matter that protrudes out the b-m after -n-l intercours.
“that tasted like a red turtle.”
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