red velvet pie
the act of performing a cream pie during a woman’s menstruation
shirley-“im on my period so i was wondering if you’d like a red velvet pie”
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- dixi et salvavi animam meam
latin for “i have spoken and saved my soul”. traditionally used as a catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one’s deeds. also famously used by karl marx in his critique of the gotha programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan. i have murdered a man and […]