Red Vesting
not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (engagement, pregnancy)
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“omg lily, i’m getting married!!”
“huh, that’s cool”
“wow, stop red vesting, you obviously don’t care”
“penny!! i’m pregnant!!”
“good for you, so have you seen that new movie?”
“don’t change the subject! this is amazing! stop red vesting!!”
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