Red Vodka Mikhail


a little known and rarely used nickname for a bad-ss russian who has an official ident-ty but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a red vodka mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don’t want to ruin their reputation.
bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. he says you won’t have any problems after his visit.
boss: sh-t it’s that commie what’s his name?
bouncer: he says red vodka mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. i don’t want this to be one of tony’s h-tmen.

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