Redbank Appetizer Plate


this a s-xual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which s-xual act they would like to begin their s-xual liason with. say you are interested in a danny glover or a cleveland steamer or an alaskan gold rush or a mississippi mohawk, or a texas toaster or a rusty nutcracking trombone, or possibly even a west virginia hand puppet. then what you do is write down all the s-xual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. it is just like a appetizer plate from applebee’s with out all the stomach cramps later.
i was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch friday night, but deedee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole redbank appetizer plate.

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