Redguard
a race in the elder scrolls video game series.
the most naturally talented warriors in tamriel, the dark-skinned, wiry-haired redguards of hammerfell seem born to battle, though their pride and fierce independence of spirit makes them more suitable as scouts or skirmishers, or as free-ranging heroes and adventurers, than as rank-and-file soldiers. in addition to their cultural affinities for many weapon and armor styles, redguards are also physically blessed with hardy const-tutions, resistance to poison, and quickness of foot. redguards do not share the same blood as the other human races. their original home was not atmora, the ancestral land of the nedic progenitors of nord, breton, and imperial bloodlines.
a redguard, the fiercest warrior in the game, is a master of martial arts. with bonuses in blade, blunt and athletics, they are fast – and deadly – warriors.
a race in the game oblivion, commonly used in the place of the word n-gg-r because most black people dont play oblivion.
cracker 1: look at that redguard’s hair!
cracker 2: yeah, i know! redguard please!
n-gg-rs in morrowind.
magically, in the game redguards have the same 30 starting intelligence as nords, irl it’s actually about 70 vs 100, f-kin racist!
the non-racist way of saying n-gg-r, from the race in oblivion
coolguywhousesredguard1:yo redguard u around
coolguywhousesredguard2: oh sup g that is not racist but means a black man i get it yo
a code name for a black person. you would probably say this if you were white in a mostly black school to describe an african-american, to avoid being called a racist. (because african-americans get offended over everything.) the word originates from the video game, elder scrolls 4: oblivion.
that f-cking redguard never shuts the f-ck up.
the messengers of mao sent to kill the enemy of the state even if its their parents
tang doesnt talk as much as he used to ever since that redguard put a bullet in his head
a race of warrior n-gg-rs in the elder scrolls. commonly used instead of the word n-gg-r.
jack: hey rob, see that n-gg-r over there?
tyrone: aye wutchu say cracka??
-jack and rob are then beat up-
jack: hey rob, see that redguard over there?
rob: haha yeah, pants on the ground and gold chains over his neck.
-jack and rob return home safe-
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