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kanani is a pain in the b-tt. she is bad about answering emails, im’s, and she cant climb out of the backseat of her grown -ss boyfriend’s car long enough to check her phone before she b-tches you out for “not calling her.” she is faulty and swacks grown men, college graduates with careers and probably a secret family also.
although this faulty -ss trick has a bf who recieves social security checks in the mail, she is still a rider and she’s still my hawaiian baby.
>>>and im not jealous of stefan.
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