Redneck Bidet


when you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your b-tthole
that mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet’d me on the initial splasher.
the act of washing your b-m by:

flushing > waiting for it to fill back up > then splashing yourself with the new water.
after that shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

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