Redneck Bonsai


n: the act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.
my father hit the colorado blue spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

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