Redneck Car Wash


a rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
guy 1: “man, your car is filthy!”
guy 2: “yeah, but it’s supposed to rain tonight so i’ll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash.”
to cover your truck and / or other 4×4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
guy 1: “hey wanna go muddin sat-rday?”
guy 2: “sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash.”

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