Redneck Math Logic
the cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern united states of america), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a “redneck logic” equation.
often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. however, as dictated by redneck law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the “uneducated m-sses”.
some, if not all republicans follow redneck math logic.
tucker: hey man, who are you?
cletus: if i ain’t you, you ain’t me. i am me though.
tucker: stop it with your godd-mn fancy redneck math logic. you know i ain’t got no schoolin’.
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