Redneck Olympics
a nascar race.
son-of-a-b-tch, how many more weeks until fox stops broadcasting the redneck olympics?
similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin’ or swimmin’ an such, there’s sports like hay bale jumpin’, mud wr-sslin’, mud tug-of-war, cow tippin’, and frog giggin’.
the ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin’.
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