redneck remodeling
when a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.
bill:your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that i put my fist through the drywall before i shot out the flat screen tv we got down at the walmart on a payment plan.
judge:well bill, this redneck remodeling of your’s is going to cost you 30 days in jail.
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