redneck spare tire
a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.
-going down a road-
-m-ssive b-mp-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 “$h1t!… great, now i gotta’ go make me a redneck spare tire”
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
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