redneck thunder
the rumbling cacophony of far-off fireworks or mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.
spouse: is that thunder?
you: yeah, redneck thunder…
(noun) when you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. this happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) “whoa!” “we should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. ”
“nah man, it’s just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. ”
“ah ok, we’re fine then.”
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