rednexual
a portmanteau of redneck and metros-xual. has decided that miso soup, sushi, and a little sake the night before a deer hunt works best for reducing offending scent in the woods.
him: yah… i guess i kind of live a contradictory life. hmm… let’s see:
a brick house in the sticks.
deer mount on the wall over some computers.
cats and dog as pets.
working wireless while fishing.
drinking guinness and boddingtons with the same enthusiasm.
me: tough to find an appropriate balance, eh? we need to come up with another name for that. rednexual?
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