Redtube.com
my only reason to live.
me: (masturbating to redtube) awwww yeaahh..
friend: dude, you need to stop going on redtube.com.
me: but it feels so d-mn gooooddddd- (c-ms)
friend: ew! you need to do something with your life!
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