someone who is way too dumb to just be r-t-rded
yo momma is such a redumbtard that she keeps paper towels on her lap to catch the drool.
- morning breast
when your girlfriends br–sts are warm from the night before my girlfriend was soo warm this morning she probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
- moist hoagie
a woman’s v-g-n- that’s moist and smells like deli meat. when i went down on maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
- the crusty woodp*ck*r
a s-x act in which the male must have a p-n-s head covered in dry, crusty s-m-n (see d-ck cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners v-g-n-. the male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to woody the woodp-ck-r. “yeah man, gave her the […]
hangou is a friendly way to greet people! when you meet your friends down the street, when you wanna break tension anyway you like just hangou! hangou! how are you doing?
a variant of the heisenberg principle which applies in the gym. if you can lift a weight perfectly as long as no camera is recording, but fail as soon as someone tries to record it. dude, i benched 225 this morning, but when we tried to record it, i failed. bro, you experienced a heisenlift.