redwood special
the act of s-xual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via f-ll-t–
dude: “yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special.”
friend: “way to go, bro!” —vomits uncontrollably—
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