the art of going on a night out with your “boys”. whilst on the night out you need to pull a below average girl. it is important you go back to there house, receive a monstrous hickie ( the girl is now known as a henryetta) have below par s*x, take a photo of her for you “boys” then smoke bomb to never be seen again. it also helps if your name is mark.
you boys have a good night at elk last night?
yer mark decided to pull a reefshark though, sh*t banter
(noun) a rural area the middle of no where sometimes suburban areas outside of the big city elfresh: i’d rather be in orlando than be in b*mbaf*ckland sanford (bokey) just rich gates: sanford?!?! ain’t that where “trayvon martin” got shot at
1. deriving from the worldview of neurosurgeon and political charlatan ben carson; 2. likely to cause death that radical conservative’s views on gun control are carsonogenic.
- equitorial masturbonce
a word that when you google it, urban dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it’s an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it. bob: hey jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means? jerry: shut the […]
- bating and waiting
v. act of masturbating while waiting for a s*xual parter to show up. dude: hey, man didn’t you say you were gonna get some *sstonight? dude 2: yeah, but don’t worry about her. i got her bating and waiting