reformed slut
one who once practiced promiscuous s-x, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. in america reformed sl-ts usually engage in promiscuous s-x during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sl-ts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. this is usually referred to as bimboism.
likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed sl-t.
gene: …but i heard mark’s girlfriend can’t cook.
paul: of course she can’t cook she’s a reformed sl-t.
gene: so all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
paul: exactly.
greg: hey i asked my girlfriend how she felt about s-x.
pete: yeah…?
greg: she said when she feels she’s reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
pete: she didn’t say how people she’s been with?
greg: uh…no…i really didn’t ask…
pete: bruh, that’s a reformed sl-t answer, run!
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