when you put food in the refrigerator and it freezes…that’s called a refreezerator!
check out this frozen banana! it came out of my refreezerator!
it’s a very extravagant shaw/poncho. looks beautiful but whats under it is the prize. your ponshaw looks beautiful next to the nightstand!
- tonti bo mama
its an insult in papiamento meaning to go in you’re mom’s v-g-n- e bay den tonti bo mama
when your cousin can’t type properly heyyyyyy wpliy cjfbjakd djci fheuai
when you hit the “yeet” but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole. decklan: how was your day? bobby: sh-t, i just c-ckadoodled-ckinmy-ss again.
- dudes walk of shame
when a man wakes up in a woman’s home after a drunken, wild, anonymous s-xual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave. dude, i got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is […]