refrigerator crack


the various contents of ones’ refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it’s delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic -ss is addicted to.
+ hey ummm….uhhhh. buddy…. whatcha got in there? got anything good in there? i’ll suck your d-ck for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-dude! get the f-ck off me. what’re you on, refrigerator crack?
+ oh come on man, i need some. i need it. come on man?
-all i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some snackwells. it’ll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.

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