the state of remorse -ssociated with eating too much spaghetti
textbook scenario one: you visit to the local pizza/pasta establishment where they of course sell oversized meals for bargain prices and have that family friendly vibe. you have a master plan to eat half your spaghetti and take home the other half for a delicious reheated meal at work tomorrow. you don’t follow through because you have no self control and spaghetti is delicious and you inevitably feel like jabba the hut mixed with resentment because you’re going to go hungry tomorrow. you experience a huge bout of regrhetti.
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
there’s vomit on his sweater already, no regrhetti.
ie. a fat carrying bush pig. she is such a bushpig blob she is practically a taxi for fat. go f-ck off with ya fatcab jaimelea. why stroll when you can role b-tch?
- s*xy t*t puns
puns about t-ts s-xy t-t puns example i dated a girl with 12 t-ts, sounds funny dozen t-t? t-ties just a joke about t-ts
- profile w*nk
w-nking to somebodies instagram profile picture. “have you seen emily’s profile picture” “yeh, might profile w-nk to it”
- gizmo the cat
a very lazy cat whom isn’t interested in anything unless you have food. you’re acting like gizmo the cat
- living off teh rez
to be dry of cannabis and scr-ping the pipe. sad-face, been dry since t-rds-day, living off teh rez atm.