Rehungent
rehungent (re-hung-gent), is the powerful and overwhelming reaction a woman feels upon seeing an incredibly well-hung male genatalia. this is accompanied by the unique combination of fear, excitement, and thoughts of “oh god, its going to spear through my uterus and beyond” which one would normally -ssociate with j-panese tentacle p-rn, elephants or maybe even reverse childbirth.
male: “so i slept with whats-her-name last night. she was totally rehungent when i whipped it out. nothing’s better than that shocked face.”
female: “pfft, you’re so full it. that’s not even a word or a real phenomenon.”
-unzip-
female: “why is the loch ness monster in your pants”
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