Rehymenated
to become a virgin after not being one.
i sold my soul to a demon and went to h-ll. then a angel dragged me out of h-ll and i was rehymenated.
becoming re-hymenated, born again virgin
he hasn’t had a root in over 5 years, i reckon he’s been re-hymenated
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