Rei


j-panese name that means “zero” or “souless”, made famous by ayanami rei in the anime neon genesis evangelion.
praise rei.
1. pilot of evangelion unit 00. clone of the late yui ikari. initiated the third impact. part angel. able to create an absolute terror field, a unique ability amongst humans.
2. ghost.
3. bow.
is a term usually -ssociated with being dominant in everything. also -ssociated with being good-looking, thougtful, and overall, a very nice person.
if you’re a pretty girl, always get rei for a boyfriend.
b-ss pro shop for intelligent people.
i wanted a new tent but the idiots who work at b-ss pro shop tried to sell me shoes, so i went to rei.
1. the adjective used to describe being active, rugged, or outdoorsy.

2. the outdoor and more store.
sarah felt so rei when she spent time walking on a popular trail.
a relationship experience index (rei) is a number -ssigned to the length of one’s longest relationship, which determines who else you can be with after the relationships ends. basically you can only date people within your own rei.

rei level 1: 0-1 years
rei level 2: 2-5 years
rei level 3: 6-10 years
rei level 4: over 10 years
rick: hey consuella, wanna go out with me this friday?

consuella: sorry, i’m a rei level 2 and you’re only a level 1. you know that’s not allowed!

rick: it’s ok, i’ll just cry myself to sleep tonight.
a slang term for ecstasy made up by three drunk r-t-rds playing rummy in some sh-tty backyard. that soon became used by dumb idiots around rancho trying to imitate the way its pr-nounced when on the drug
ervin aldridge iii: hey want to pick up some rei. and get all f-cked up?

brendan: h-ll yeah!

gilbert: u guys are dumb

ervin aldridge iii: shut ur fat mouth gilbert!

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