Reinventing the Dildo
1: calling a preexisting s-xual position/s-xual act by a nonconventional name.
2: an expression used when a person “invents”, unknowingly, an already existing s-xual novelty.
ex. 1:
bob: dude, me and linda totally did a double decker last night!
frank: bro, it’s called 69. no need to reinvent the d-ld-.
ex. 2:
bob: i came up with this awesome idea last night. just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
frank: bob, it’s called p-rn. stop reinventing the d-ld-.
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