Reiser
1. a very common name for a man with an abnormally large p-n-s and muscular physique.
2. a man with many hobbies, such as: wood carving, heavy drinking, speed dating, water polo, swinger parties, and -ss play/feltching. he also has a strange fascination with unicorns and other mythical creatures, like the female v-g-n-.
3. rythmic gymnastics gold medalist in the 2003 special olympics.
i nominate reiser for man of the year.
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