Rejectomancy


the art of -n-lyzing a rejection letter (particularly one received upon submitting a short story to a magazine) in order to elicit a positive or self–ssuring message hidden therein.
asimov’s rejected my story, but quick rejectomancy showed that the editor was just too awed by it to use it.

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