rejectulation
an act of male masturbation (and release) post s-xual denial.
ken tried to make sweet monkey love to his wife, but she wasn’t in the mood. despite this rejection, ken still felt the need to -j-c-l-t-. so, he found a quiet place and rubbed one out. then he went out for ice cream.
(rejection) (-j-c-l-t–n) rejectulation
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