Relationbernation


one’s extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. these events can last anywhere from weeks to months.
“hey jimmy, noticed you’ve been single for a while. do you want me to hook you up with this girl? she is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. just your type!”
“dan, i’m on a relationbernation. i would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. lets h-t the club instead.”

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