Relationship Goggles
when you only have eyes for your partner, so the s-xual advances of attractive members of the opposite s-x no longer have an effect on you.
fred: “that hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you” …
george: “i didn’t notice, i have relationship goggles”
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like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so “in love” they don’t see the other’s faults. they only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the f-ck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that f-ckwad?
bro #2: c’mon bruh it’s the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
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