relationship herpes
a toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. it can affect all future relationships. the only known cure is death of the host or the virus. whichever comes first
hey dude, did you just run into your ex?
yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. ruined my dinner…
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