Relationshipocalypse


when a person you once were close with gets a girlfriend/boyfriend and suddenly drops off the face of the earth.
random dude 1 – “man, derek and i used to hang out everyday, then he met that chick. i haven’t seen him in weeks!”

random dude 2- “yeah, that’s a definite relationshipocalypse.”

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