Relationshit
relationship where nothing goes as planned or as you expected it to. i.e as it does in the movies.
“he got you cleaning supplies for your anniversary?” ….. “yes, welcome to my relationsh-t”
a relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
i’m stuck in a cr-ppy relationsh-t with jenny.
a relationship gone terribly wrong.
my relationship turned into a relation-sh-t after i forgot our anniversary.
what most couples have or what most “happy relationships” will turn into. a whole lotta b.s. of pain and suffering yet for some odd reason you can’t walk away from…
“sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. if things go great you have a great relationship. sometimes it doesn’t go so great and i call that a relationsh-t!”
-dane cook
a)one person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) both people in the failed relationship don’t want to be there
c) one or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
thus, it becomes a relationsh-t.
often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you just start to hate them.
heather: how’s your relationship with tyler?
rebecca: i hate the way he breathes. i hate the way he eats. i hate the sound he makes when he watches football. i want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
heather: you got yourself a relationsh-t.
a relationship that’s lacking in all properties of your typical relationship and has become sh-t to deal with and be in.
originated by kady not knowing how to type.
‘i’m sick and tired of staying with bob. i’m getting out of this relationsh-t.’
when a relationship takes a turn to the dark side
i am glad to be out of that long distance relationsh-t
a relationship that was/is worth nothing. its not going anywhere. the kind of relationship you wouldn’t count as one.
quaray : “so how are you and mark doing?”
tandee :”ughh…….its such a relationsh-t!!”
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