Relative Douchidity


relative douchidity, also known as rd is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
guy one “dude!, how do these gl-sses make me look like a douche?”

guy two “you allready are a douche”

guy one “f-ck…. well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?”

guy two “…. down man…. just… down”

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