Relaxation


the one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen’t come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
guy 1: dude, when will i get some time to just sit and rest?
guy 2: when you’re 90. and what you want is relaxation… should of enjoyed it while you could.
the point after having s-x or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)
that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!

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