release tarka
to take a dump, drop the kids off at the pool, log out, lay a cable, curl one out, crimp off a length, sink the bismarck etc.
for the uneducated, tarka was an otter.
for the -really- uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. oh, and they’re long and brown.
blimey! never should’ve eaten that fifth burger last night – i’m touching cloth here – mind if i nip off and release tarka?
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