released the crackitch


when your b-tt crack, or b-tthole itches so bad you’re afraid to scratch it because if you do you won’t be able to stop because it feels too good.
wife: honey will you please stop scratching your b-tthole in front of me, it’s gross. some things should just be kept to ourselves.

husband: i can’t now, i’ve already released the crackitch.

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