relevant procrastination
performing arguably “useful” searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you’re just wasting time and goofing off.
instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for -ssistance with his calculus homework, steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers “for his mom”.
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