relevation


n. remembering a profound event in your recent life… and forgeting it again because you are ripped.
ahhh yeah… i had a relevation today. ummm. yeah. relevation, ha! ok i forget now.
trumped-up revelation that is supposed to be relevant to a certain time, person, event, place or period, but isn’t.
the evangelist’s relevation to the congregation was that g-d wants them to give the church more money.
n. any moment in which one could say,”i never thought of it that way before.”
spencer:”i heard bug parts get in chocolate bars, but how?”
zach:”well, last i checked, bugs like plants.”
spencer:”i…i..oh dang…”
aaron:”thanks for that relevation zach.”
zach:”anytime fool.”

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