Rembranch
an arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces.
that tree dude was a real “rembranch”; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is.
somebody very stupid, not entirely with it. only half knows what they are talking about. started in radnorshire, wales to insult thick farmers
“what a rembranch!!”
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