remoras


a person’s remoras are a personal retinue of sycophants that maintain the fragile esteem of an important person and bask in that person’s reflected glory. they do not serve some instrumental purpose. such as bodyguards or -ssistants, but are merely a mobile personal cheering squad.
you can always expect that stars and media celebrities with have their remoras in tow.
a. someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

b. a social leech

c. any of several marine fishes of the family echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales
a. tilly: hey i didn’t go to cl-ss for the whole week, can i get your notes?
aj: no you f-cking remora

b. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven’t ventured out to meet new people you can say ‘go meet someone else you f-cking remora’
the little fish that swims behind the big shark picking up whats left.
i feel like a remora whenever i am out with haag or ruiz!
the car in your blind spot that won’t go away.
it doesn’t matter if i speed up or slow down–i can’t shake this remora.
a non-alcoholic c-cktail consisting of orange juice, mango juice,grenadine, and coconut milk.
jack on the rocks, with an umbrella. what the h-ll, i’m celebrating.

forget the jack on the rocks, let’s have remoras all around.

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