remote dance
the movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.
all remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.
last night i remote danced for like five minutes trying to turn the volume up.
when in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.
girl: babe can we watch friends?
boy: only if you give me a remote dance.
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