Remote Dock
when the tip of your p-n-s touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man’s p-n-s has already touched.
“hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. i remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake.”
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