Remote to Ass
referring to when one deliberately attempts to insert the closest feasible object (usually a remote) into their r-ct-m. generally brought on by moments of extreme rage or utter despair.
his bro had 2 numbers off on his lotto ticket, he started crying and went remote to -ss.
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