Renesmee Cullen
a central character in breaking dawn, renesmee cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. she’s gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. she’s really quite the disgrace.
full name: renesmee “nessie” carlie cullen. ….really? renesmee?
renesmee cullen: let me touch your forehead.
the volturi: oh ok, we won’t kill you now because you are so perfect.
the beautiful half vamp half human daughter of bella swan and edward cullen. she has bella’s eyes and hair texture, but she has the vampire skin and edward’s hair color. unlike edward, however, she has blood running through her veins. jacob black imprints her and gives her the affectionate nickname nessie.
renesmee carlie cullen
renesmee: combination of renee and esme
carlie: combination of carlisle and charlie
cullen: duh her last name lol
<3 renesmee cullen
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